Daar word op die oomblik in die kerk meer gepraat oor self-ontplooiing as oor self-opoffering.-Anon.......As ‘n kerk haar woorde begin devalueer, dan word die kerk ‘n ramp vir die volk. - K Schilder

3/31/2013

Dictionary De-Lite

Thanks Liza for the de-lite-ful definition of calories… here are some more: Carnation n. Country where each citizen owns an automobile (see more under commentaries)

4 comments:

Henrietta said...

Bar-be-que
n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up—for the dinner he made for his friends."

Henrietta said...

Valentine's Day
n. A day when you dream of a candle light dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Liza-Nel said...

Oh, So That's What That Really Means

School Reunion (noun)-
A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years
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Keyring-
Device to be able to lose all your keys at once
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Reality (noun)-That annoying time in between sleep and internet

Henrietta said...

Eternity
n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise
v. Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery list
n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.