Bar-be-quen. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up—for the dinner he made for his friends."
Valentine's Day n. A day when you dream of a candle light dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
Oh, So That's What That Really MeansSchool Reunion (noun)- A meeting where it takes you only 20 seconds to realize why you haven’t seen those people for 20 years---------------Keyring- Device to be able to lose all your keys at once----------------Reality (noun)-That annoying time in between sleep and internet
Eternityn. The last two minutes of a football game.Exercisev. Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.Grocery listn What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
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